Minutos de sabedoria

Não, não é aquele livrinho trash que você deixa na sua gaveta, abre numa página qualquer e lê sempre que tá achando que precisa de ajuda divina. No Konsole (Terminal do KDE) vem por padrão configurado pra mostrar umas frases, trechos de livros e coisas assim. As vezes é uma piadinha nerd, outras é alguma coisa histórica, e outros é um algum comentário e coisa e tal, hoje veio um que me fez rir e como faz tempo que eu não posto por aqui, e tô com preguiça de escrever um post grande, posto aí pra vocês rirem também:

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it “Christmas” and went to church; the Jews called it “Hanukka” and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say “Merry Christmas!” or “Happy Hanukka!” or (to the atheists) “Look out for the wall!”

Once you’re safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won’t try to buy them. Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag. If your children object to being tied, threaten to take them to see Santa Claus; that ought to shut them up.
— Dave Barry

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